Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife's been in a terrible car accident. He rushes to the hospital, runs in to the ER and says his wife's been in an accident. They tell him Dr. Smith is handling the case. They page the doctor. He comes out to the waiting room to see a terribly upset Mr. Jones.
"Mr. Jones?" the doctor asks.
"Yes sir, what's happened? How is my wife?"
The doctor sits next to him and says, "Not good news. Your wife's accident resulted in two fractures of her spine." "Oh my God" says Mr. Jones, "what will be her prognosis?"
"Well, Mr. Jones, her vital signs
are stable. However, her spine is inoperable. She'll have no motor
skills or capability. This means you will have to feed her."
Mr.
Jones begins to sob. "And you'll have to turn her in her bed every two
hours to prevent pneumonia." Mr. Jones begins to wail and cry loudly.
"Then, of course," the doctor continued, "you'll have to diaper her as she'll have no control over her bladder and of course these diapers must be changed at least five times a day." Mr. Jones begins to shake as he cries, sobs, wails. The doctor continues: "And you'll have to clean up her feces on a regular basis as she'll have no control over her sphincter. Her bowel will engorge whenever and quite often I'm afraid, Of course you must clean her immediately to avoid accumulation of the putrid effluent she'll be emitting regularly."
Now Mr. Jones is convulsing sobbing uncontrollably and beginning to withe off the bench into a sobbing pitiful mass.
Just then Dr. Smith reaches out his hand and pats Mr. Jones on the shoulder.
"Hey, I'm just fucking with you, she's dead."
I really do find that funny, you know. =)
A really long day. That's what it's been. And it hasn't died yet.
Some very hurtful things, said.
I could not care less. I mean it this time.
Back when I cared, things were hard, yet amazingly beautiful.
But that's 'back when I cared'.
I don't anymore.
After all that's happened, caring seems like the last thing to do. Because at the end of it, caring is in fact, creepy.
Maybe they were right. Maybe I am hiding something away.
Or maybe they were wrong.
Must I know about it ?
More importantly, must I care ? Maybe.
Maybe not.
Either way, I couldn't care any less.
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Another post with senseless rambling. I'll never change. -_-;
PS: 'hopeless child"
no, I'm not.
We has another anime meet ~!! ^______________^
They had another meet !! ^______^
I couldn't go though >_>
but i'm glad they had fun ^o^
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bah, guess i havnt really got much to say this time >_>
<_<
Came in from a rainy Thursday
On the avenue
Thought I heard you talking softly
I turned on the lights, the TV
And the radio
Still I can't escape the ghost of you
What has happened to it all?
Crazy, some are saying
Where is the life that I recognize?
Gone away
But I won't cry for yesterday
There's an ordinary world
Somehow I have to find
And as I try to make my way
To the ordinary world
I will learn to survive
Passion or coincidence
Once prompted you to say
"Pride will tear us both apart"
Well now pride's gone out the window
Cross the rooftops
Run away
Left me in the vacuum of my heart
What is happening to me?
Crazy, some'd say
Where is my friend when I need you most?
Gone away
But I won't cry for yesterday
There's an ordinary world
Somehow I have to find
And as I try to make my way
To the ordinary world
I will learn to survive
Papers in the roadside
Tell of suffering and greed
Here today, forgot tomorrow
Ooh, here besides the news
Of holy war and holy need
Ours is just a little sorrowed talk
And I don't cry for yesterday
There's an ordinary world
Somehow I have to find
And as I try to make my way
To the ordinary world
I will learn to survive
Every one
Is my world, I will learn to survive
Any one
Is my world, I will learn to survive
Any one
Is my world
Every one
Is my world
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Lyrics to a song called 'Ordinary Day' by Duran Duran.
I simply love it.
No, this has nothing to do with my thoughts.
I just love it.
I hate you because you're better than me at every single thing !
I hate the fact that you leave me speechless ..
I hate the fact that I end up thinking about you all the time no matter how hard I try not to ..
I hate it that I have to try so hard to earn something you hardly have to work on ..
I hate the fact that you actually make me cry ..
I hate you because you make me jealous of you ..
I hate everything about you because it's what I want to be !
I hate you because you make me write senseless shyt ..
I hate you because you always come up with bizarrely brilliant things when I have nothing sensible to say..
I hate you beacuse you're everything inside of me that I wish I could be !
I hate you becuase .. I don't know ..
I just hate you !
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Yes, that was another mindless post.. and yeah, I'll say it again, don't give me a lecture on what exactly I should do with my life .. just keep your comments to yourself ..
.Annoying
.Mean
.Stupid
.Selfish
.Intelligent
.Everything I wish I could be
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PS: yeah, this is sort of a sequel to my previous post
.Tired
.Sleepy
.Annoyed
.Bored
.Sick
.Confused
.Out of words
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PS : I really don't want your fucking comments on how I should live my life.! >_<
We had an anime meet ! ^________________^
(finally ! -.- )
YAY!
=^o^=
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